Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.

Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?

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dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

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whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

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Egors Dick

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.

I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe

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Dharma dick

A person that uses Buddhist teachings to promote his or her self interest in a dickish or non empathic fashion.

A: I want to date other girls. All relationships are empty anyway.

B:Don't be such a Dharma dick.

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Dick Puller

A "Dick Puller" is more than a Dick rider. They tend to call grown men "Boss", ask for handouts, name drop and other characteristics of a Dick Rider, just on a higher level. They have no originality and would rather jump on a trend that create one -@1800gotslim

That nigga last night at the club was a "Dick Puller".

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comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

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