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Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.
This float trip is so great.
Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!
When a person has been intoxicated by the amount of power that they have. These people will go to great lengths to keep their position of power and/or gain more. Being power drunk usually makes the person irrational, impulsive, narcissistic, and/or paranoid. They may also feel that they are invincible. Examples of power drunk people are: Hitler, Scar from lion king, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mother Gothel, and substitute teachers.
"bro the sub kept yelling at us for talking too much, she's so power drunk, like "yes Mrs. Carrol you are the adult but at least I don't have hands that have the same amount of wrinkles as a piece of paper found in a middle schoolers backpack""
The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
My drunk gauge worked.
A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...