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Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars
“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”
Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
My drunk gauge worked.
A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.
"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"
When you're so smacked that you frel drunk
*After smoking*
Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed
When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.
Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.
When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."