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dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 7, 2018


Dumb BIITTSS

When you wanna call someone a dumb bitch but your mexican dad is next to you watching you play fortnite.

"You were AFK in game and made us lose dumb BIITTSS!!"

by breezyjeaa March 25, 2018


dumb cat

aka juniper

dumb cat

by EstonianCabbage July 21, 2023


#dumb shits

A word used by an idiot who is offended that a person that's black believes they have rights

I don't like that guy cause he hangs out with #dumb shits

by Anomity+ December 3, 2019


Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb

Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs

by Death Menace August 7, 2022


dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024


dumb bun

Someone who doesn't know his/her way around punctuations

A: Let's eat senpai!!
B: Lol! You are such a dumb bun. You forgot the comma.
A: *evil grin

B: (anxiously) You forgot to put the comma right??

by plskillme_already August 15, 2022