Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!
When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
My wife took a hot tub dump last night.
When you are left speechless by dump truck
my god, she had me dump struck with that booty
You want beef then go ahead and dump the glock or sum.
Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.