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The stupid blond kid who never shuts the fuck up and loves mini Pekka. Also a rich white boy.
Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA
A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
Dylan refers to someone in the online first person shooter game Counter Strike Global Offensive who is extremely skilled and talented. Dylan always gets nice one taps and the enemy team always think he is hacking, he’s like ScreaM but actually good at the game in 2019.
Oh my god I just got one tapped AGAIN by Dylan, fuck my life
A woman who is so in touch with the universe and Mother Nature that it’s scary. She is so beautiful and sexy and is very successful. She’s only disliked by people who are jealous of her.
“Dylan slayyyyyys the house down BOOTS MAWMA💀💀”
A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
He is one of the most complex people i know he hides how he feels alot. every one thinks they know him he is a trickster but not dishonest he cares more about other then him self he repress's his sex drive due to fear but ladies make know mistake he can be won over he knows heart break and loves deeply he believes there is a place for everything and a purpose for every thing he dreams of dressing up and fighting injustices but will never do it alone he tends to fall for women who are out going fun and persistent he knows what trauma can do to a person he loves when girls play with his hair but wont let just any one do that he is a sensitive male who has dreams of starting a family he knows him self better then most know them selfs he love mythology comics manga and animation i cant understand why but he sees things in a way most do not he can do the impossible under the right conditions he seems to have great respect for Athena, Hermes there is probably more he thinks he is not worth much due to the fact that he can't be impartial about him self and while he is an optimist it drains him so if you see a blue eyed brown haired man talk to him if you like him confess to him he holds him self back out of fear that he will be hurt or hurt others and will die for the one he loves if he has to but will probably find a way to come back beware of his rage he may never hit anybody if he does he needs support it means he is hurt but his voice will shake you to your bones
Is that dylan
Ya he is too complex