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1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
(n): A creeper/wanna-be-comedian on Facebook that responds to anything or everyone.
*picture of girls make-up collection*
Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*
*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"
One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"
Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
When someone says something Facebook friendly and another person turns that something into something phallic or inappropriate and therefore making it no longer Facebook friendly and now 4chan friendly.
Boy: " I love pineapple!"
Girl: " Up your ass"!
Boy: " You just took that from Facebook to 4chan!"
The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.
I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.
An idea that you come up with that has the ability to make you billions of dollars.
Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.
Guy: I'm sick of running out money. I need to come up with a Facebook Idea.
Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid
Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha
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