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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.

"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."

by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010

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Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 9, 2011

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Face Erase

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".

It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."

by themindblogger December 8, 2009

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Pizza Face

When your acne is so bad that your face looks like a pizza

Did you see Garret with all that acne on his face? His face looks like a godamn pizza. He has a pizza face!

by Barack Osama51 August 31, 2015

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Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.

I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 22, 2011

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nasty face

faces that are nasty. that aren't pleasant to look at, and you just want to walk away when you see it..

carly has such a nasty face, seriously. she needs to stay at home. behind doors.

by sexy gurll August 20, 2011

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Delivery Face

A male of hispanic descent that looks as if he would be delivering your food. Not every Hispanic male has this look, typically only the legitimate, illegal immigrants (AKA not American-Hispanic).

I saw this guy at a bar, and he totally had delivery face. It was a no-go.

by gothiqamericanprincess December 29, 2011

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