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When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.
"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"
Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
This sexual act involves wearing two condoms with a later of deep heat between the two.
Begin with vaginal intercourse (doggy position) and right before ejaculation rip the first condom off exposing the deep heat and dive bomb into the ass creating an explosive reaction
Sam asked "why are you standing like that Eve ?"
Eve replies " Jeff the fag gave me a Dresden fire bomb last night".
Sam replies "so jelly"
A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.
Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.
When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.
Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!
Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!
When you shit on a girl’s chest With the end of a lit string of fire crackers tucked in your ass crack whilst simultaneously trying to finish titfucking the steamy mass before the fire crackers destroy your ass.
“I got drunk and tried the Arabian fire drill. Haven’t shit right since.”
When slather a nice coat of hot sauce or icy hot on you ex’s dildo.
She will know I know when she finds herself in an Oklahoma Box Fire with no water gun.