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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.

1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........

by Weird but truth! April 02, 2017


Half-Skeptic

Someone who is only half-skeptical

Those who are half-skeptics either only are skeptical of other people and their beliefs (won't agree with anyone who doesn't fit their biases no matter what), or are only skeptical of their own beliefs (in essence, a people-pleaser).

That person is a half-skeptic, they can't even take what the other person is saying seriously!

by the man who stole your sanity June 01, 2022


half-stepuncle

Stepparent's half-brother.

half-stepuncle.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


half-great-great-grandnephew

Half-sibling's great-great-grandson.

My half-great-great-grandnephew is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019


half-great-great-grandnephew

Half-sibling's great-great-grandson.

half-great-great-grandnephew.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 25, 2013


half-great-great-great-niece

Half-sibling's great-great-granddaughter.

My half-great-great-great-niece is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019