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Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.
That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.
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A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.
B AND A AND U
Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?
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To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat
dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed
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sort of like the phrase, ''peace love and happiness'' only for either REALLY COOL PEOPLE (sarcasm) that say things like omg, wtf, or lmfao in texts or outloud. outloud is ten times worse though. the other people that say this are those whose mission in life is to make fun of those people, who embaress themselves when they open their mouth.
-merry christmas! peace lawlz and happiness!
-bye, alex, see ya tomorrow! peace lawlz and happiness.
-i'm coming home now mom, don't worry!
okay honny, peace lawlz and happiness.
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To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.
Let’s hit the OD for no shower happy hour
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When you eat your partners pussy out until climax and you come up to realize you have a bloody nose covering your face and her pussy.
It was traumatizing for my wife but she got the bloody happy ending in the end.
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When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...
"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia
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