shit hit the fan

The throwing of excrement over rival football supporters.

Tom: Liverpool are playing Man United at Old Trafford this week-end.
Bill: I'm sure we'll see the shit hit the fan at that game!

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getting hit by a bus

Is used in place of words such as: gay,stupid, retarded, etc...
Mainly used because people use the terms "gay or "retarded" in a negative tone. Implying that being gay or retarded it bad.

"Omgawd! Myspace is so getting hit by a bus!!"

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hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.

Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

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Hit 'n' split

to have sex with a person and leave before they notice...

i just had to hit 'n' split she was that ugly

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Hit The Deck Son!

1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed

1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("

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steak knife hits

while being severely impaired one loser says "let's take knife hits." the other loser misunderstands him and says "what is a steak knife hit?"

albert, go turn on the stove, it's time took steak knife hits.

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drop a hit record

1. This is a nice way to inform people that you just unleashed a nasty fart.
2. Sometimes one just wants to annoy the shit of of friends by dropping the smelliest, deadliest, fart. Unfortunately, many of these farts do not do well and don't smell that bad and are therefore flops. If you suceed in dropping a fart that commands the respect of others, than you can say you dropped a hit record.
3. Term can refer to the heavy bomb or the silent killer, even though it should be used more to inform others when they are not aware of the potency of the fart. For those that are nice, they can predict how well their record will do by predicting the lenght of stench, gold (more than 1 minute) or platinum (more than 2 minutes).
4. Not to be confused with a dropping a hit alblum which refers to dropping a nasty shit.
5. related to release party

1. damn kid, I just had 4 eggs and washed it down with two bean burritos
-yeah so
-well, i think about to drop a hit record
2. Dude mayne, am about to drop a platium hit record, u best be out.

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