My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

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Sioux City Car Wash

The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.

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two car pile up

Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant

I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.

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Seven Car Pile-Up

According to Dr. Jon Dorian, this is a dynamite name for a band.

Eliott: "He died in a seven car pile-up"
J.D.: "That would be a great name for a band"
Elliott: "Yeah you said that at the funeral"

taking his car for a walk

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.

Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk

Speeding Car Fart Trap

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

12 second car

the beharelle mobille

"Aaron's car is only in the 12's and Shaun's will be in the 9's"

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