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The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.
Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.
Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant
I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.
Person driving in front of you extremely slow.
Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk
According to Dr. Jon Dorian, this is a dynamite name for a band.
Eliott: "He died in a seven car pile-up"
J.D.: "That would be a great name for a band"
Elliott: "Yeah you said that at the funeral"
When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!
the beharelle mobille
"Aaron's car is only in the 12's and Shaun's will be in the 9's"
A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.
The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.
"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"
"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."
"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."
"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."