National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

i like ya cut g

To hit someone who got a new haircut

I said the Bob i like ya cut g

I like ya cut g

The thing you say when your about to slap someone in the back of the head.

Michael: I like ya cut g
*they slap jimmy in the back of the head*
Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Cut that bitch off like a fish

girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.

"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"

I LIKE YA CUT G

When your retarded friends come up to you and faking whack your neck

"I LIKE YA CUT G"

*WHAM WHACK*
death

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i hate ya cut g

when u hate someones cut so much u kick they head

i hate ya cut g *kicks head*

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national cut dicks off day

when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!

“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)

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