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Mississippi horsey pants

a cunt

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018


cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021


Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a lillte finger tap dancing

While watching her stud neighbor remove the cylinder heads from the 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants.

by April 4, 2022


Pink pants girl

A girl (can be referred to a guy as well) that one finds attractive in a way they cannot explain. Others may not think they are attractive, however there is something indescribable about the attraction.

“Dude Sarah is totally my pink pants girl”
No way dude she isn’t hot at all”
“Dude there’s just something about her”

by Soggymcnugget3 October 23, 2019


Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 6, 2013


smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.

-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.

by dskjndU December 31, 2022


Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

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