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The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.
You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."
Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".
You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
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A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.
Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.
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Gary: I have to bust ass.
Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
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The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans
Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.
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