A guy with the biggest fucking dick in the world 8===============================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
Max has the biggest 8=============================D in the world
A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.
That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.
(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.
' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '
The absolute fattest man alive, he waddles around like hes better than you. shut him up by challenging him to a race.
"hey max, shut the fuck up and race me to that pole and back"
Max is a word that is really easy and quick to say. There are multiple ways to use the term "Max".
It is easy to learn him some new commands. Does not listen that well so you can be a bit hard to him. Sleeps in a bench and bites sometimes but that will hopefully only take a couple more years. Very loyal but does stink a little.
"Max, come here"
"Max, Sit"
"Max, good boy. Here is a treat for you"
A person who has never been heard to ask
Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask”