Mud in the Nud

When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.

Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.

Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”

mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

Mud bruddas

Mud bruddas is when you pour of mud with your homie so you guys are mud bruddas. This term is used by slay world

Me and my mud bruddas stay pourin up💯