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when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins
By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!
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To place half a stick of butter in a girl's vagina, wait till it gets all melty, then eat her out and suck out all the butter. The the muffin butterer gives the lucky lady a rimjob and spits the butter into her anus, which is used as lubricant for buttery butt sex.
He decided to butter her muffin in home ec. because they ran out of flour and couldn't make cookies.
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To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.
When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."
"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
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domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry
mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil
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When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).
Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*
As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.
I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.
When in a lesbian Threesome each girl, who is dutch, sticks a muffin inside of her vagina and they eat the muffins out of each others' vagina
Oh gurl i bought some muffins so we could do a have a Triple dutch muffin later tonight
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