User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.

"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"

cant say her name😣

y’all gon hate this girl more than von hates 63rd

cant say her name😣 is a female that most people cannot stand. we hate her more than von hate 63rd

my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth

'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '

Rare Name

A unique, idiosyncratic name that isn't in Urban Dictionary and if your really rare, once you type your name on google it will say on the top of your search, "Did you mean"

Person #1: "Hey, search your name on Urban Dictionary/Google!
Person #2: "It showed up nothing, cuz I have a Rare Name.

National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day

On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name

Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”

name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.

*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*

someone named someone

it is you who is someone that is named someone and that is actually your friend who is you.

someone named someone