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The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.
"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."
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A person who generally tends to try too hard to be funny. Such as, yelling out random things in class, saying cringy shit. Also likes to fish and and the fish likes them back.
"You see that kid over there, he's a total shad Nut."
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When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?
Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
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I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
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Grow ass nigga with babby nuts aka nigga name gleen
Cuz 34 and he still got babby nuts
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A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.
"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."
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A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.
Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"
Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
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