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No Country for Old Men

The greatest and best movie of all time. Of all time.
A metaphor for how generation X and Y have degraded society and culture resulting in a time and a place unfit for old men.

Hey friendo, No Country for Old Men is the greatest and best movie of all time. Call it.

by Chad Jones July 07, 2022


old overweight twink

An older yet smaller male. Typically between a 110 to 140 pounds under 5’6. This man loves to be fucked by massive hairy men aka bears! There is nothing off limits as far as sex. The nastier, raunchier, rawest stuff you can think of is mainly what these guy enjoy.

Tracy likes to get fucked while hanging upside down taking two beef whistles with multiple people watching. Classic old overweight twink

by The tuna handler March 24, 2019


Old Home Night

The night before Thanksgiving when you go home and drink st a local bar with the people you went to high school with.

I was so hung over on Thankgiving because of too many Woowoo shots at the Pub with my high school friends the night before during Old Home Night.

by cadmium666 November 21, 2012


slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 09, 2011


Old Man Balls

Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.

Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants

Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls

by KML19 April 03, 2017


Dirty old joe

When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree

“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”

by Torytower June 21, 2020


Tuna and Old Socks

A term used to describe the peculiar odor emmitted by the elderly.

Cletus: Jimmi's mum smells like tuna and old socks.
Bob: What? Oh yeah, that bitch smells like old.

by Marty Webb June 05, 2008