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National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Yo, I've been working all day and now it's time to break some green
Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.
Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
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when a guy doesn't love you anymore and goes to find someone better :(
girl 1: hey, i just went through a break up
girl 2: oh im so sorry, you could do way better
When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...
Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.
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informal: to penetrate/destroy someones (mainly female) ass/vagina in a very rude way, prefferably without a condom.
"dude wanna go to a strip club, i really feel like breaking into someone"
"yo, i wanna break into your momma"
"not cool dude, not cool..."
The action of intentionally repeating oneself to win an argument or get they're way
"Dude yes they can"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"I've seen them do it"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"your just gonna keep breaking the record aren't y-"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
(Turkey guy is promptly beat to death)