the poop sock

don't let mom catch you talking to bongespob paresquants at 3 am or else she will take the stinky lesson and go wacky on you with it.

Elizabreth: lol im gonna talk to my bf bongespob paresquants
Megan: NO ELIZABRETH ITS 3 AM MOM HAS THE POOP SOCK
Elizabreth: hi babe <333333333333333333333333
Pongebob Paresquants: lol heeyaw if y'all know what I mean
the poop sock: *wakes up*
mom: omg not pongebob paresquants! it's time for the poop sock.
Elizabreth: NOT THE POOP SOCK

Poop Sex

Gay: When two (or more) men put their anuses tightly together and shit like theres no tomorrow.
Straight: When a guy shits in a womans pussy.

Gay: Ohh arghh! This is excellent poop sex. More, more poop in my anus!
Straight: Oh no, your poo is over flowing from my vagina!

Party Poop

When you drop a deuce after a night of partying and your crap smells like alcohol.

Man, I just took a mega party poop.... I guess I was drinking vodka last night.

poop snake

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.

that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead

poop satchel

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.

"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"

poop loops

term used when fruit loops go stale.

oh gross, my fruit loops are stale and brown, they turned to poop loops.

Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.

The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.