Fat people with resting bitch face who need snacks for their low blood sugar
You could tell she had diabetes rage by the look on her face and the hunger in her eyes.
The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform
"I'm so mad i'm activating Balkan rage"
"bro that's gonna kill us all"
Old Dacian technique to boost their strength and morale into battle, Mostly used in the Mureş Region of Romania in 300 B.C, this combined with the Romanian flicker gooning made the soldiers godlike. To Hati Rage you must Drink 2,5L of beer and Think of your worst enemy from the Golberi-Baragan War.
Linda and Jonathan used Hati Rage to win in the 1984 Olympics!
Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.
Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.
Slamming your fists on your table, or throwing your pillow, or trying to break your Nintendo Switch, then stuttering while talking about how glitchy the games is.
He kept saying, " Oh oh oh that's nice yeah yeah yeah ju-ju-just..." and so on. He was cursed by the Urge's Rage.
Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.
Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.
“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
“Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”
A rage bait artist is an individual whose entire online presence/personality is defined mostly by their topics or demeanor in which they incite rage by using intentionally provocative wording that is meant to further antagonize through manipulation tactics such as cherry-picking, red herring, or otherwise disingenuous logical fallacies meant to paint a particular narrative rather than the more complex truth.
"Did you see that video of a guy belittling sports he disagreed with? Another rage bait artist pushing for reactions he likes"