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When parents take a vacation without their kids.
First mom, "These kids are driving me crazy! I need to get away!"
Second mom, "You need a run-away-cation. I suggest Portland, I hear the weather's nice and the shopping's good"
Another way to tell someone they’re mistaken. Originated from the now-deleted Trip Advisor review where a Ruby Falls visitor said their tour guide, Russel, was running, and the company replied with “we assure you, Russel did not run.”
“You think beagles are the best dogs? Nah, Russel didn’t run.”
Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!
When someone silently passes gas around people, then walks away to remove himself/herself from suspicion.
I pulled a serious puff n run at the bar last night!! I think I left behind a cloud of toxic fumes. GROSS!
after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.
"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."
any man running with an uncomfortably noticeable erection, possibly while naked.
Janus ran full mast yesterday morning during his morning job through the nudist colony. He was running full mast, to the shock and envy of all.