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when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night
Raol : salad bum again?
Steve : yep, yummy
This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
The action of getting your Anus orally stimulated while simultaneously having alcohol spit into the rectum
Last night was crazy, I got drunk as fuck during a spicy salad toss
Another word for ejaculate or semen, can also be used to describe a group of degenerate friends
My mom’s gooch smells like homeboy salad
The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.
Tub salad is the new shower beer.
(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"