Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.

Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!

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The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female

Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily

Seneca Shower

When, rather than bathe, one applies a copius amount of Axe Body Spray to their body in an attempt to mask their body odor, resulting in the most sickening blend of aromas.

Popularized by Seneca High School in Erie PA.

Garrett took a Seneca shower after gym today, I am going to vomit

shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head