Random
Source Code
Random
When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.
Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door
4👍 6👎
To slap someone for exhibiting n00b like behavior
'Im going to nab slap you if you dont stop acting stupid
4👍 7👎
you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!
8👍 16👎
to hit the face with the open palm side of the hand. Usally hand coated with baby powder.
Bitch I will pimp slap the shit outta, man god damnit give me my baby powder!
15👍 33👎
When a person is slapped twice across the face, and the repercussions are equivalent to that of two atomic bombs- Hiroshima and Nagasaki style!
I was sitting here minding my own business, and I heard the kids making noise, so I jap slapped my BITCH ASS wife across the room.
14👍 36👎
When you hit a guy in the private area with great force.
*guy gets a jack slap and falls on the floor in great pain*
6👍 13👎
When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.
When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap
9👍 19👎