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This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.
Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.
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A public 6 year university located in richmond
Number 1 STD school in the nation
Man #1: So where do you go to school again?
Man#2 Eastern Kentucky university
Man#1 So thts what genital Herpes looks like!
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An institution of legends. Though they may not be quite so keen on flicking through books as their academic counterpart down the road they sure as hell have more fun.
Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt
Oh does he go to Sheffield Hallam University? He must surely be quite the dashing gentleman who knows how to have fun during his studies
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a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for those with a gpa of 2, and SAT score of 400.
Mike attended Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan
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Formerly Peace College, but now commonly referred to as WPU or Weird People University. One look inside a classroom or at a group of a particular major and one will immediately understand where the term originated.
“Hey, they look like they go to Weird People University. Lemme ask them.”
...fifteen seconds later...
“Yo what school do y’all go to?”
“William Peace University.”
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Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.
Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"
Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."
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One of the most stuck up schools on the East Coast, UNC just loves to think they are better than everyone else. They think they are smarter just because they got into UNC but let me tell you that once you get in there it's not like it's hard to stay there. I'd like to see them all come to NC State and see how they do in our classes. Why don't they try to pass our phsyics and chem classes cause I know that they won't be able to. They don't know anything and what gives them the right to go to NC State's free expression tunnel and paint the entire thing Carolina blue. They write things on there like "I can't read, thanks state" and "Baby killers." What is up with that, they took away our pride and they have no right to do that. They are all Cowards and that is all I have to say.
WOW I go to UNC I be God's gift to earth.
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