You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

I can nawt get sick right now

A sentence you use when u can nawt get sick right now, or if you to appear on live action family guy.

*coughing* "Omg Bailey are you okay?" "Yeah. I can nawt get sick right now. I have Kendra's birthday party and that babyshower later. I just- I just can nawt get sick right now."

We can't walk but we can like WALK

when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking

we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops

we can win 🚨lets go pewdiepie 🚨we can win 🚨lets go pewdiepie 🚨we can win 🚨lets go pewdiepie 🚨we can win 🚨lets go pewdiepie 🚨we can win 🚨lets go pewdiepie 🚨we can win 🚨lets go pewdiepie 🚨

What the nine year old say when t series is coming close

Pewdiepie and T Series are
576
Subscribes apart

9 year old: WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨 copy this

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can i shit in your kitchen sink

"can i shit in your kitchen sink" is a term used for

the request of having hardcore gay furry sex

Erin: Yo wassup bro
Jake: Hey man wassup
Erin: Can i ask you a question
Jake: Sure thing
Erin: can I shit in your kitchen sink
Jake: WTF
Erin: wait you dont know what it means
Jake: Hell no
Erin: Search it up

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Look Jebb, I can do that too!

Look Jebb, I can do that too!

"Look Jebb, I can do that too!"

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The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

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