On the first day of the school play you must kiss someone backstage
Boy: why are you guys making out
Girl: because it’s national backstage day
on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody
“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”
National hug week starts December 2nd!! This is a week where u can hug anyone you want for a whole week! It can be your crush, your friends, the entire school!
Hey guys it’s national hug week!! I’m gonna hug each one of u :)
On November 18-22 you have to hug someone and tell them it’s national hug week
Hi can we hug it’s national hug week.
Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.
Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.
People named Steve you have to owe 30 bucks to on September 4th, 2022 aka Steve day.
Friend 1 - Its National Steve day, have you gave Steve 30 bucks yet?
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you
May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.
Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?
Camielle: Eww no, why?
Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!
Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.