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Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.
Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...
Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?
Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up
What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.
"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."
Cash me inside, make me some tea
1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
Example :
1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".
2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"
Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.
When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"
The Tea Party Patriots’ story began in 2008, when some people began to realize the government was growing and growing. Then in 2009 the government grew so big so fast that millions of people noticed. Families, friends and neighbors began to pull together to stand up for our freedoms. These grassroots rallies were called Tea Parties, inspired by the Boston Tea Party of the Country’s Founding Fathers. On February 27th, 2009, the first nationwide Tea Party was held. At that time the three core principals; Fiscal Responsibility, Constitutionally Limited Government and Free Markets were formed.
Today’s Tea Party Patriots are just like the American colonists. The colonists fought King George III because they wanted to govern themselves. That is all the Tea Party Patriots want! There are now tens of millions of Tea Party Patriots working to ensure America remains a shining beacon of freedom for the whole world! Become a Tea Party Patriot today and help us!
The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement stands for Fiscal Responsibility, Constitutionally Limited Government & Free Markets