Wagachi Sha Ti's Slurppin' Bubble Tea

Wagachi Shaw's ultimate lë Êpīc buuble tea, brought to you by Sha Sha Wang's Crispy Buffalo Chicken. Biggie Cheese flavored. Contains confidential company name 📛

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oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.

slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus

Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

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Irish tea-party

The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.

Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...

Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?

Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up

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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

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Cash me inside, make me some tea

Cash me inside, make me some tea

1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.

Example :

1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".

2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"

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irish breakfast tea

Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.

My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.

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