tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

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tit clump

When you use force to sieze a womans breasts in one hand forming a large mound.

I got some serious tit clump last night jimbo

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Freebie Tit

When a girl randomly exposes her breasts, with no expectation of anything in return.

Dude 1: ''When Samantha and Jessica drive car together they oftentimes give freebie tit to pedestrians.''
Dude 2: ''That is super nice of them! I wish more girls did that!''

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Crunchy Tit

A game played with male or females where the male must suck the females tit until she milks

Let’s play Crunchy Tit

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lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

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tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

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tit whiskers

Tit whiskers are those very stiff,bristly hairs some women sprout around thier nipples and/or aereolas. Generally a most unwelcome discovery and downright gross if you get poked or stuck in the mouth,lips or tongue.

"Shave your tits,bitch! Them nasty-ass tit whiskers gotta go!!"

"Brenda is so big and hairy,I bet her tit whiskers poke out through her sweater!"

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