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A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard
His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick
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When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .
Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.
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An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
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When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
I can't get around this dog dicking driver.
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The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.
"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"
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You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.
'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'
'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'
'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'
'Dick twinnage can save a man.'
'My dick twin even sounds like me.'
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a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue
That piano weighed a dick ton!
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