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Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.

I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top Drawer Deposit

A sex act in which the man just before climax, removes his penis from the vagina. He then proceeds to run to the female's panty drawer to open it, and ejaculate inside.

Brian is such a jerk, he tripped and fell on his way to give me a top drawer deposit.

by Meatman January 16, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Junk in the Top Bunk

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top 8 Drama

drama revolving around the myspace top 8, 16, and 24 including fighting, excitement, rage and other various emotions.

"why am i not in your top 8 whore!"

"i'll put you in my top 8 if i can be in yours!!"

" i think you should find out a way to put me in your top eight cutie ; "

"OMG did you hear about the Top 8 Drama?? Her boyfriend didn't even make top 16!!!!!"

by Kate and Haley September 17, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

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top heavy lovlies

the name given to a female with huge ones!

whoa, look at those top heavy lovlies!

by lewi-p August 15, 2003

31๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top Trumps

A card game for pseudo nerds, or those who don't have the brain capacity to play a real nerd game like bakugan. Popular in the 1970's it appears to be stuck there. The real "good" part is that you can't play with another players deck of cards. You have to give them some of your cards then try and win them back. So it's a prototype of the bank bailout system. I'll give you some taxpayer money and you can share it among yourselves, meanwhile I'll try my best to get it back off you! It's also educational you'll soon find out that the number 8 is larger than the number 2.

Li; "do you want a play a game of snap?"
Wang; "Snap, isn't that a bit complicated?"
Li; "true, how about a game of Top trumps?"
Wang: "OK"

by W.A.dingtons March 23, 2009

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