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Milk Troll

A Youtuber who uploads a video with full retard sincerity, is wrongfully praised for being a troll, and then “milks” his retardation for more views and approval. The Milk Troll’s popularity is dependent on the gullibility of the Milk Troll Enabler. Milk Trolls and Milk Troll Enablers are especially prevalent in SJW culture, where examples of undiluted SJW retardation make sophisticated SJWs uncomfortable. It is this discomfort that drives SJWs to redefine authentic retardation as an ironic attempt at trolling.

You think that Youtuber is being clever, but he's really just a Milk Troll.

by Maceo Flux March 12, 2016


bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014


wide angle trolling

Trolling in an equal diverse manner that is broadly applicable to various areas.

You're the first person I've seen to argue a semantic difference between denominations of Christianity. This is wide angle trolling.

by Anonymous #0000 April 16, 2023


Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!

Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower

by Moroccan Celebrities January 11, 2016


Mask Troll

Noun: A person who looks hot with their mask on, but when they take it off you realize they are not.

Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.

I was gonna ask Susie to come home with me, but when she took her mask off, I realized she was a mask troll.

I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.

by Ruffdaddey1 October 18, 2020


You Got Trolled

Follow me now guys. 😎

Person 1: Secret?
Me: No, Follow Me. You Got Trolled.

by DefintionsBySecretMan April 17, 2021


honking troll

similar to an Internet troll. These trolls stay in their vehicles randomly honking at people for the following reasons

1. Being judgmental

2. Being hypocritical

3. Getting a cheap laugh of the other person's expense

Following examples of honking

1. honking 4 times

2. honking lightly 2 times

3. Holding the horn for a period of time

4. Honking repeatedly

sitting at your car at an intersection and hearing a random honking sound of a honking troll to get your attention for no reason.

by Protoman00 September 11, 2010