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when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner
( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
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slang term for a toilet plunger
Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?
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One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.
guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
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I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these
Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!
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When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”
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Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
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