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When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.
John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.
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slang term for a toilet plunger
Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?
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One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.
guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
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I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these
Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!
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When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”
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Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
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