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Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!
A collection of rubber boots
There was a wee wank in the school closkroom
when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head
commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?
Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.
Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x
Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar
Upon climax from masturbation, you kick over a lego building and raw like Godzilla
First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep
When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”
Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”