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29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?
Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish
Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library
Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day
A day to celebrate hating Kimsey.
Happy October 30th! Or should I say, happy National Hate Kimsey day!
This is a National holiday to celebrate hating Kimsey.
Happy October 30th! Or rather, National hate Kimsey Day!
Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.
Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
The 13th of December is National baddie day. The most baddest bitches will most likely to be named Kylee or Kimberly, and they will eat no matter what. Tell all of your friends it’s National Baddie Day!
Hey Kinley, I’m better than you cause my name is on “National Baddie Day”