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putty up

to dress in all grey

"hey did you see Ryan earlier?"

"no, why?"

"oh, he told me he was gonna totally putty up today"

by wigglebone July 30, 2012


Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.

Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.

by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020


Gash up

To act like your brave when your really a coward.

Yo you wanna Gash up I'll run up on ya too.

by thahib December 4, 2019


A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021


Spooked Up

When something or some situation is both super spooky and fucked up at the same time. Can be used to describe a situation or as an emotion.

That dog barking right next to the car while we are parked out in the woods at night has got me spooked up my dude.
Or
That house looks pretty spooked up let's not go there.

by Epicpandapants February 13, 2018


Knock up November

It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.

Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible

by Jason fastcome November 12, 2019


Lenged Up

Becoming more attractive in a short amount of time.
Similar: “Glowed Up

“Time to get lenged up” RC2Skenggy said as he entered the barbershop

“Wow, Shaniqua lenged up over summer”
Darnique thought to himself.

by the75thpotus October 25, 2023