April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.
Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day
National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.
a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo
dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms
June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!
June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures
June 6 is National Tits Day
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!