When someone beats you up until you are knocked out, dump 800 hundred rats on you, call it a day, burry you in their grandma’s house, wait 24 hours, come back to where you were buried, urinate on your grave, the dig you out of your grave, and have sex with you. Then get arrested obvi
“Dude I did a dirty McBurney!”
“Wtf is wrong with you I’m calling the cops!“
when your slaughtering the sportsbooks and casinos in soccer.
He pulled a dirty slaughter last night in vegas and went to the titty club
when a guy poops in his girls mouth while she’s eating his a** and she eats it
person one: my boyfriend did a dirty mezhi on me last night and it was kind of good
person two: omg i wanna try a dirty mezhi
When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.
“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”
When a girl uses her dirty feet to jerk you off.
She walked around the grocery store barefoot, but I still let her use her feet to get me off. She gave me the dirty Croslin.
The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.
Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA
Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip
"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.