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on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!
celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.
Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls
a day to fill full your needs of bullying bbra leader geo. this day is to degrade our dear leader and “appreciate” him as always.
“ITS BULLY GEO DAY!!” Jasek told everyone. “Geo has finger toes” A member of the BBRA Community added. (love you geo)
A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation
The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"
October 4th, Ask Your Crush Day, This Can Be Used In Many Places Like, School, Work, And Many More
I’m Ask My Crush On Prom On Ask Crush To Date You Day
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