September 8

National bless your boyfriend with a blowjob day, its September 8 so make your boyfriend happy and give him a blowjob!

Its September 8, blow your boyfriend!

September 8

National suck your boyfriends dick day, its September 8, suck his dick!

Suck your boyfriend, its September 8

8-

A very annoying mosquito emoticon. Can be used as 8>, 8-> or 8)-

Be ready for a trip to Brazil 8-!!!

I got stuck by a dumb 8-

8-Stacker

The number of Compact Disks a lady can stack on her erect nipple.

Things got a bit loose on a camping trip to Straddie one weekend, after a few Espresso Martini’s, out came the CD’s and Emma’s nips, she managed eight... an 8-Stacker.

February 8

Cuddle with you gf/bf day

Bf: Hey is February 8th we have to cuddle

Gf:ok!

february 8

lick a picture of evan peters day

hey, its february 8th. i should probably lick a picture of evan peters.

February 8

Never lose a february 8th baby, they the best companions and loyal friends. Always down to have fun and go crazy!!! They are funny and cool. Always feel blessed to know such a unique character!!

Boy: Man that girl born on february 8 won’t stop texting me
Boy 2: Then text back dumbass, she a keeper if she born on that day