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Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023


3 to 5 Business days

That's how long it takes for your friend to respond

"Jane usually responds within 3 to 5 Business days but it could be even later in certain circumstances"

by Dev1325 August 08, 2023


if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 26, 2023


Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 07, 2021


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by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023


Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc October 11, 2015


5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

by ymscih November 30, 2008