Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"
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The new name Chris Brown has earned for beating up Rihanna.
Chris Beat-Her-Down's career is downhill from now!
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The act of physically asaulting a woman
Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown
Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop
Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message
Liam: Good call
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To unload or threaten to unload a smack down, or bite, or 'pwn a fool, for a known, or unknown reason.
and then maybe feel bad about it, or not.
These girls just showed up at my house, and didn't take their shoes off, so I said to each of them Imma "Go Chris Brown on your A$$.".. unless you politely take your shoes off.
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When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.
Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass
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When anything is hit or smashed with a hammer and or a fist and or a Royer composit toe work boot.
Or you throw an office chair over head across the room.
When your out of beer you may have a Chris Brandon freak out.
Aimee and Chris are in love with each other Chris had an obsession with Aimee and that's how they found each other. they have been dating for 2 years now and are the cutest couple ever and are meant to be. Chris is very hot and good looking. <3
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