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A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.
Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.
green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t
lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
hes straight please olivia im not gay i swear to god LUNRE YOU KNOW IM STRAGIHT PLEASEE
A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.
“Omg is that Jake he is so ugly”
Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.
Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”