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Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021


Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.

Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"

by FATCATHY February 26, 2023


Thomas kroonenburg

Future cricket player for Australia

You bowl like thomas kroonenburg

by Cricket pants November 22, 2021


Thomas Watene

A gimp, as in someone that does some pretty gay shit.

Hey that guy over there is a real Thomas Watene”

by License to touch October 6, 2020


thomas chafin

A person that is successful and talented. Also comes from a long line of ancestors.

Man I wish my name was Thomas Chafin.

by Thomas Chafin February 5, 2016


thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them

thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice

by ranga windows November 25, 2018


Thomas Slater

One of the Three Stooges that is usually found messing about with mates almost everywhere

Thomas Slater ran around the golf course like a maniac and fell into a bunker!

by Kiwi Kondom September 1, 2008